Blimpy the Stupid Happy Bird

Okay, so it's 5:34 a.m., and I should be asleep but I'm not sleepy, so I decided to play my new Angry Birds level that I recently downloaded. To my suprise, I discovered that they added a new orange angry bird, and at first I was excited because it looked really cool. But after playing for a little while I realized that this animal was the stupidest bird ever produced by the angry birds team. It was so dumb I had to waste a moment of your life to b!tch about this orange peel with wings.

First off, this bird's special ability is to inflate, so I've nicknamed him "Blimpy". He works the same basic way the the exploding birds do, except instead of exploding he expands into a giant, useless, less effective balloon.
Also, aren't 'Angry Birds' supposed to be "angry"? This thing has a retarded grin stretched across it's face and he looks cross-eyed. So every time I see him, I can't help but imagine my friend Beth impersonating the laugh of that stupid vulture from the Bugs Bunny episodes. lol.
Lastly, this bird is the most useless piece of crap I've ever slung at a pig. In this game, everything had a purpose until this...thing...showed up. His aerodynamics are completely off when you throw him, and when he expands he hardly knocks over anything unless you have him in an exact spot. If you distinctly aim him between 2 obstacles and blow him up, sometimes Blimpy barely taps both obstacles or just leans them over a little, and when he disappears the objects go back to normal. He's full of air and isn't heavy enough to push anything, not even what's underneath him.
I think the one thing I hate most about Blimpy is that you have to wait forever for him to disappear before you can use your next bird. Gay! I don't wanna have to sit around and wait for that stupid thing to go away!
Though I dislike this midget bird with a passion, I will say this: the only thing that bird is genuinely good for is breaking through wood. You can throw him towards any amount of wood before he blimps and he'll bust through just about all of it, almost as well (if not better) than the yellow bird. But that's about all he's good for.
I feel like a nerd for complaining about the annoying little Blimpy, but it's now 6:05 (good excuse lol) and I couldn't help how angry this "angry" bird made me. I could've lived my life without this bird invading my awesome game, just sayin', lol.