Why wasn't Leeper there?!?

Last Wednesday, a powerful powder puff team practice was taking place directly outside of the science hall around 4:30ish. Due to the Midnight Study break, which was scheduled for later that night at the Dowden’s home, this particular powder puff team decided to have practice early in order to have time for homework and dinner later prior to making their way over to the Dowden’s for a completely awesome time. Everyone goes to the midnight study breaks because they are so fun and simply irresistible. Therefore, Leeper, who was also planning on attending, hurried up and packed up following his class so that he could get back and have a few hours to pick out the pajamas he was going to wear and stretch for the competitive games of Twister he was going to dominate!! On his way out of the building, however, he was just in time for the start of a new play. He heard a “HIKE” and then… POWWW. He was g.o.n.e. Completely knocked over. Of course he was still breathing and had no broken bones, but he sure did just have the wind knocked out of him. Apparently, one of the powder puff defensive players who had left her contacts in her dorm room had mistaken Leeper with his belongings as a sneaky quarterback with the ball. Scared that HU would kick her out of school due to her excessive accidental aggressiveness, she ran away. Leeper was helped up by some of the other players who made sure he was still well enough to drive home. However, due to his extreme soreness from the sack, he determined that it would be wise to stay home that night and recuperate from the hard hit he took. But there should be absolutely no worries, for he will be 100% by early Monday morning. J