Where was Leeper????

Once Upon A Time…

Back and forth he paced…”Where is Mr. Fluffykins?” Leeper asked himself “I can’t show my face without them after what happened last year.”

His mind flashed back to the President’s party from the previous year.

(Flashback) “You forgot your slippers? Oh Leeper…” said the man in the Packers snuggie.

Leeper hung his head in embarrassment at the horrid memory. He had to find his slippers!

“Here fluffy fluffy fluffy…come out come out wherever you are.” His cat stared at him with a look that said ‘my servant is losing it.’

“I’m not crazy Sir Drinks Milk, I just need my darn slippers.”

Sir Drinks Milks purred in disgust. He was humiliated at the reason his servant was turning the house into a litter box.

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Meanwhile, Mr Packers Snuggie grinned at what he’d just accomplished. “Leeper won’t be showing up tonight, not after what happened last year.”

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(Dowden’s house)

“I wonder if Leeper will be here” I mentioned to Abi, the blogging queen. She smiled at the idea and shrugged.

We continued through the food line when I nudged her and pointed to the Professor with the Packers snuggie’s feet. We both grinned for the Professor had white, fluffy bunny slippers.

“That’s awesome” I said.

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“Where are those boogered bunnies?!” Leeper said.

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(Dowden’s)

“I’m very disappointed Leeper is not here” I said.

“Me too” Abi replied “ We should confront him in class on Monday” she demanded.

Light bulb

“Or…” I said, “we should go around to all the DMA people here and have them give us one reason why Leeper wasn’t here and put it on your blog.”

Abi’s smile reassured me of my plan. “Or everybody could post the reason on their blog.”

Another light bulb

“No…everybody can write a crazy story!” I said.

I recall some squealing at that point…and the rest is history.

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“I can’t go Sir Drinks Milk…I can’t do it.”

Sir Drinks Milk purred in agreement.

“Oh well…nobody will even notice” Leeper decided.

Guess what Professor…we noticed ;)