Why I'd Make The Worst Boyfriend

Well, Abi told me to write this blog so I suppose I shall hail to her since she is awesomebeautifulcutefunhappylovelyandeverythingIwishIcouldbe. =3

Anyway, this whole thing started with my best friend. I was looking at a girl that we're mutual friends with and I noticed that she looked a little different so I was like, "Did she put foundation on?" to which my best friend gave me a weird look at said, "No, she just put on mascara today." And I was all, "Ohhh..." I'm guessing it would probably be weird to go up to someone and ask them if they've put foundation on and then find out they didn't and be all like. "Oh, well you're face looks extremely fake today, congratulations." (props to Kelsey for saying this) I also have a problem when people get haircuts, mostly girls, or they dye their hair or something. I mean, I didn't even recognize Abi after she dyed her hair red, whichlooksaboslutelygorgeousbytheway. Even if I know a person as a friend I have a hard time recognizing them when they change their hair, or even understanding what type of makeup they've put on, if any. (The makeup thing doesn't relate to guys.)

I guess this goes with the whole idea of make-up being unnecessary for girls, I mean they should let their natural beauty shine through. Also, I think it'd make it a lot easier for guys, they already have a hard enough time dealing with how emotional we can be. (cuz guys aren't emotional or anything so they can't relate) Basically what I'm saying is that I feel for the guys who don't recognize if a girl has gotten a haircut, or don't understand what kind of makeup a girl has applied or something. (The media draws the whole haircut thing out of proportion sometimes.)

"Hey, I love how incredibly fake you look today!" :D
(eventhoughyou'renotexactlywearinganymakeupbesidesmascaraimsorrykaithxbye)

I'd rather be commenting on your makeup and stuff and how pretty you are instead of complimenting you on your intelligence or something trivial like that anyway. dur.